Must Read : Funny Things Of Rajnikanth In Lingaa

• Rajinikanth romanced two heroines. One third his age (approx).
• Rajinikanth beat up Rajinikanth number of villains.
• Rajinikanth looked like a future version of Rajinikanth.
• Rajinikanth sang duets.
• Rajinikanth lip-synced AR Rahman songs.
• Rajinikanth looked young and beautiful.
• Rajinikanth played double roles.
• Rajinikanth danced.
• Rajinikanth walked.
• Rajinikanth took off Rajinikath's jacket. Several times.
• Rajinikanth set fire.
• Rajinikanth did aerobic-style dance steps.
• Rajinikanth dreamt. Of dancing. In London, Brazil and Philippines.
• Rajinikanth made a sting operation successful.
• Rajinikanth twirled his hair.
• Rajinikanth chewed up a spy cam.
• Rajinikanth wore blue shades. And yellow. And green.
• Rajinikanth did a Pirates of the Caribbean dream sequence.
• Rajinikanth Cowboyed a dance sequence.
• Rajinikanth blew apart a space station.
• Rajinikanth broke into a temple.
• Rajinikanth stared down a snake.
• Rajinikanth read Joseph Campbell's The hero with a thousand faces.
• Rajinikanth bat balled villains of a train.
• Rajinikanth slow ball danced a villain atop a running train.
• Rajinikanth kneecappd a couple more.
• Rajinikanth built a dam.
• Rajinikanth resigned from his Collector job.
• Rajinikanth threw himself a birthday party.
• Rajinikanth solved the water issue. And a caste problem to boot.
• Rajinikanth gave a lecture on religion.
• Rajinikanth integrated Indians into an India which hasn't even been born yet. Rajinikanth flew a pre-independece flag.
• Rajinikanth cooked.
• Rajinikanth made a houseful of guests cry. Rajinikanth saved a dam from being blown apart.
• Rajinikanth rudraksh-ed a pen drive.
• Rajinikanth rode a bike.
• Rajinikanth landed atop a hot air balloon.
• Rajinikanth bungee jumped.
• Rajinikanth kicked a bomb.
• Rajinikanth saved a couple million of people.